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Real Niggastry

The act of enlightening another person in a positive manner, and keeping it real along the way.

The act of preaching real nigga shit, from a real nigga.
The act of speaking in a way to help someone mentally or speaking straight facts.
Man dude. Can you stop with all this real niggastry.
Everytime we smoke, he always on his real niggastry shit.
Imma real nigga, all I speak is real niggastry.
by xXMrSPADESXx July 1, 2021
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Is this real life?

Or is it fantasy? Caught in a landslide. No escape from reality
Guy 1: Is this real life?
Guy 2: Or is this fantasy?

Guy 1: Caught in a landslide

Guy 2: No escape from reality
Guy 3: What the fuck is happening here?
by Flare! April 2, 2020
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real witchu

a string of words used to share present affection and a hope for the future.
by Krkič May 29, 2020
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real frin

A friend that is in freekick frin chat
sok is a real frin
ameer is a real frin
marlos is a real frin
reqam is a real frin

oli is a fake frin
by iAmeer June 11, 2019
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Real knocker

When someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed and chooses to take it out on you or people around you.
Kyle: Oui, did you hear about Mrs.M?
Chase: No, what happened with her
Kyle: Apparently she was being a real knocker
by High school Pimp January 18, 2022
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A Real Gentleman

A phrase used by sus people to brag about themselves while wanting to save face. Used often by crooked business leaders, and executives.

Common behaviors of anyone that says they're "a real gentleman" include:

- picks their nose on zoom meetings
- strips down to tidy whities in a public bathrooms and gives themselves a sponge bath out of the sink
- farts in professional settings
- gives all glory to himself
- warns against the risks of hiring women because they might get pregnant
- calls clients while taking a dump
- writes fake reviews about their business calling themselves a gentleman
"The CEO often described himself as 'a real gentleman' when others would disagree with him or question his character."
by Daniel Rossi January 26, 2023
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