redneck layaway

The act of storing or hiding an item at a store that you can’t afford at the moment so that you can come back and purchase them later.
Person 1: “That things pretty expensive. You sure you want to buy it right now?”

Person 2: “Nah, I’ll just do a redneck layaway.”
by AndyJaeven April 20, 2018
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redneck skank

A redneck that fucks everything that they see. Probably has every possible hiv put there.
You're a redneck skank
by RedneckSkank April 26, 2017
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Redneck Salty

The act of being so angry that you lose all self control and ability to make rash decisions, especially while driving.
Person 1: Man, that guy got so mad when he got stuck behind us going the speed limit!

Person 2: He was straight salty!

Person 3: He was Redneck Salty!
by breepauljohn July 08, 2013
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The Redneck Mecca

A location known by non-rednecks as Pigeon Forge Tennessee

Can also include Gatlinburg Tennessee
Bubba: Where you going for Southern Speed Dating this year?

Jim Bob: Weez all headin to The Redneck Mecca.
by BadSeedSam January 13, 2022
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Redneck noise

Guy 1: Listen to that. That’s a bad jam
Guy 2: Redneck noise dude that’s all it is
by Mommy I Rocky February 14, 2022
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redneck thunder

(noun) When you think you hear thunder but you see no lightning and realize that it was just the engine of a large jacked-up truck. This happens commonly in the south.
(hears crackling sound) "Whoa!" "We should get out of the pool man, it must be storming. "

"Nah man, it's just redneck thunder, a bunch of people are headed to the mud bog. "

"Ah ok, we're fine then."
by guyinredshirt June 28, 2014
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redneck mimosa

Can I get a redneck mimosa?”
by Hammer_tango April 06, 2018
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