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Read Aloud

Something so stupid that teachers do. Everyone leaves.
Someone: What is so boring for you
Also Someone: ReAd AlOuD
by mlpnkobjivhiuvh October 16, 2020
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tyler read

An absolute baller who’s Moto is “if Freddie is happy then your kids took the candy” a Tyler read is much funnier then a Freddie Goodwin and doesn’t like it up his rear
You heard what Tyler read did the other day

No what

Right hooked a toddler
by Diabulious October 31, 2020
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Read Below

If you don't allow Blue Anon to be published, I will kill you.
by Cade Cade March 7, 2021
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read up on it

What you may literally hafta do if you wanna learn Chinese --- some of their text is arranged in a vertical column that hasta be scanned from the bottom to the top in order to decipher it. Makes ya wonder how the Chinese don't get sore necks from all dat bobble-headed noddin' they do whenever they sit down to read da mornin' paper.
Learning how to make sense of all that fancy vertical signage in Chinatown is fairly simple --- just read up on it.
by QuacksO May 9, 2018
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Will Read

will read is known for how good at footy he is. He is so good that he can pull jack liascos's sister even though he is bigger than the moon and turns into the local pedo when around her. Anyone who is called will read already has a guarantee their dog is a bitch and hates you.
You must be Will Read, you pull mad bitches and play footy as well as Eddie betts!
by EddieBettsfingeredme April 7, 2022
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Reading the book

referencing to when a girl is on her period.
a code known by many girls.
'coming swimming'
'no, im reading the book'
by Lilmo Hatster May 1, 2010
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Red reading

The result of getting your palm 'red' after fingering a menstruating gypsy woman.
I was never a fan of finger painting with my dick, so I got my monthly red reading instead.
by ko0tje August 12, 2017
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