Running Randy

To have to go to the bathroom so bad, that you run, as it is running down your leg.

"Awe, poor guy. He was making a break for the bathroom and it was running down his leg!"
"No man, that's just a Running Randy."

by SooDoe April 11, 2013

full randy

To actively giv'er harder than any half, quarter, eighth randy might.

When you are noticeably the most dickered at a party.
Too turnt to function
When beer bongzies get the best of you

Man I was going full randy at the party last night, and I whipped out my bird and started hitting people with it.

by Fullrandy October 22, 2014

Dandy Randy

Licking a woman’s pussy while she is sitting on the toilet.

I wasn’t sure that I it was possible but I my man made me squirt while I was shitting. That was dandy Randy!

by DizzleDrizzle February 1, 2021

Radar Randy

A peace officer who pulls people over for some dumbass reason

Someone- dude someone got pulled over
Other person- oh yeah, that’s radar randy and his dumb lil tickets

by justjokesguys February 3, 2021

Racist Randy

Someone who automatically brings racism into a conversation.

Bob: Hey, just finished helping paint my school!

Tim: Hey nice job!

Jon(randy): what color?

Bob: White!

Jon: so its a white school? You racist!

Bob and Tim: what a racist randy!

by SupremeMasterDan June 16, 2014

dirty randy

its when all your friend does all day is sleep and jerk off

friend 1: ayo wyd td bro tryina chill

friend 2: nah my bad bro im bouta be dirty randy all day

by nackel August 21, 2019

The Randy Quaid

When a man is getting a girl from behind, and when she is not looking the man grabs a bottle of water and squirts it up her ass, then the man rams his cock in her ass and proceeds to yell "The shiter is full."

Dude I pulled out the old "Randy Quaid." She wouldn't suck my dick so gave her the randy quaid

by Parker Welch August 3, 2008