Sludge Puppy

A long, greasy, soft turd. Slimy in texture and usually covered in a clear-ish film.

did you make a sludge puppy?

by Dntjudgmebro November 2, 2010

puppy-pile

to pile onto a fellow protestor at a protest rally, a protest march, or a situation where the cops are trying to arrest individuals in the crowd.

a puppy-pile is the attempt to either hold the person being dragged away down, or to suddenly create a mass tangle of bodies, in the hopes that the cops simply fuck off and let you to your democratic right to either protest, or dissent.

Protest Rally Affinity Group Instructor: "In any given protest against the State, the possibility exists that the cops will try and arrest you. Please indicate whether or not you would like your Affinity Group to attempt to Puppy-Pile you should the cops single you out

by atomicsteambunny April 22, 2007

puppy fat

The balance between fat and anorexicly thin.

She's not a heffa, that's just puppy fat.
Every woman should have puppy fat, atleast she won't break in half if you fuck her too hard.

by m00nki February 27, 2007

Crack Puppy

Attractive male who is not a dating opption because he is too involved with drugs.

1) "Tony I wish I could date you, but you are such a Crack Puppy"

2) "Tommy Lee is a Crack Puppy."

by Bessi July 23, 2008

bum puppies

another way to describe human faeces and or defecating.

"im just going to drop off/give birth to some bum puppies"

by Ade Lunn October 28, 2007

shoot the puppy

break up with a needy boyfriend/girlfriend

Hey, did you shoot the puppy yet? No man, the sex is great, I can't.

by Caliche October 8, 2013

Discord Puppy

The male version of a discord kitten but instead of kitten it’s puppy

Mod: I just got myself a new discord puppy! I have 4 now on my list.
Normal user: Wtf is a Discord Puppy?…
Mod: The male version of Discord Kitten! *takes off fedora*
Normal user: That’s gay as hell

by Spergs December 16, 2022