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Insight Porn

Blog posts, videos, podcasts, and other media that stimulate the mind to the point of epiphany, without actually producing any real education. Insight Porn targets mainly nerds, who may sit in their bedrooms reading their computer screen when other people are out socializing. Too much of this type of pornographic material can cause feelings of moral superiority.
Me: You have to watch this TED Talk.

Girl in my college class: Stop sending me links to Insight Porn.
by metamusoul January 2, 2018
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bitch porn

Usually a 15 year old with a 7 year old child mind would say this to a bunch of kids over a game as an insult if he loses and they start laughing at him
YOU LITTLE KIDS WHAT KIND OF BITCH PORN IS THIS
by DaMatterFox January 12, 2018
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Porn Finish

A situation in which one or two moderately attractive females are on the floor of a porn set with semen or other bodily discharge on their face. A well-endowed, unattractive or Hispanic male may be standing nearby off-camera.

They may pretend that it turns them on, or that the preceding 30 minutes were fulfilling. One participant may make a verbal reference to an early line or premise from the scene.

see Porn Finish, facial, money shot
Actress: "Oh Yeah, Baby"

Actor: "I guess now, you wont foreclose on my house!"

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Director: "..........and CUT! A Porn Finish!"
by asikjbdhgfuhu June 27, 2010
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Poverty Porn

A type of movie that claims to be Deep and Real when in reality it just a movie that exploits poverish people for cheap drama.
Larry Clark makes poverty porn.
by Weirdo Sheep January 14, 2018
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Wedding Porn

Magazines, websites, and planning books related to throwing a wedding that are concealed from the unwitting intended groom, lest he freak out.
My boyfriend is coming down for the weekend; I'd better stash the wedding porn under the bed.
by Allison January 3, 2004
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Food porn

taking mouthwatering pictures of delicious foods and proliferating them throughout various social media websites as status updates, thus tempting all those not even currently hungry into getting a food hard-on and getting food-horny and blowing all of their heroic dieting efforts to hell.
Ever since my buddy got onto the healthy lifestyle/cooking from scratch band wagon, all of his status updates have been strictly food porn.
by AlatarielArtanis September 29, 2010
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Clown Porn

Something very, very wrong...probably the german's faults...damn germans.
"The germans like clown porn"
by John Satchewski September 27, 2003
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