Popeye

Also known as "the popeye"; a sexual technique where after ejaculating on, in or near your partner you save some of the sperm and smear some on her eye so that when she wakes up in the morning her eye is stuck shut making her look like Popeye.

If you add a Dirty Sanchez it becomes "the Poopdeck Pappy" (Poopdecks are done mainly while partner is awake and is not a true popeye).

I gave my girl a popeye and she socked me in the jaw after I said "now blow me down, biotch!"

by kermit D. Frogz June 13, 2005

popefully

Okay, so maybe it's not a word, but it definitely should be.

(Pretty much because it's so fun to say.)

But if it was a word:

1. In a pope-like way; in a way in which the pope would act.
2. A cooler way to say "hopefully."

He praised the people popefully.

He drove down the street popefully. (In other words: He drove in a popemobile.)

A: Maybe it'll snow tomorrow!
B: ...Popefully.

by timeflies51 January 29, 2007

popeye

A car with only one headlight, when seen one must hit the ceiling of his car and yell popeye, the last person to do so gets punched

"Popeye!"
"Popeye!"
"Popeye!"
"Pop... oh shit"

by Anonymous August 12, 2003

popel

Semi-congealed mucus from the nasal cavity; a booger.

The little kid picked his nose and wiped the popel on the back of the chair.

by Anon April 19, 2005

nut poper

when a hooker gets pissed of at a male client and decides while giving her male client a B.J. to bite one or both of his nuts till they pop

Male client- "yeah u fuckin slut suck it, suck it!"
Hooker- " what did you just call me?"
Male client- " look dont stop keep with the sucking!"
Hooker- " fine"
so she proceeds to suck till when he's about to blow his load, and she bites his nuts till they pop.
Hence a Nut poper

by 69MoWeR69 March 22, 2009

The Popes blessing

Anointing your partner with your dick , using it like the Pope blesses people with holy water.

"So yeah, last night; I took that little Catholic girl out, I guess it went well. Gave her the popes blessing.

by Throblowe June 24, 2016

poped

To be penetrated with a phallus or phalluses. When "poped" is used to describe this act, the phallus is often extremely large, although the term is used loosely.

That bitch got poped in every hole by monster cocks!

by onetwostep September 29, 2005