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Pineapple head 

someone with an abnormally enlarged head who is stupid.
that kid has a frickin pineapple head.

kit is a pinapple head

dude, spongebob could live in there
Pineapple head by eli a May 19, 2006

pineapple shower 

to masturbate. Basically to "prepare to shower all your jizz". It is a lot more convenient to masturbate and jizz all over yourself before you shower so you can wash it off but try to drink at least 2lt of pineapple juice 3 - 4 hours before and you will find that it is fun to jizz on your girl and it shall smell and taste like pine juice. Or in a girls case... I don't know maybe they just like to do it before they get in the shower, which is extremely sexy for some reason.
masturbation wanking spanking the monkey choking the chicken working the clit shower pine apple pineapple shower
pineapple shower by Tyson Mike January 16, 2007

Pineapple juice

When literally everything goes wrong in life and you need something to shout to let others know you're getting fucked
Running across campus late for your final with a bagel in your hand you trip, drop your bagel and lose everything you've ever loved "PINEAPPLE JUICE!"
Pineapple juice by Puntz March 18, 2019

Pineapple juice

Pineapple juice is a (Yellow) Fruit that you squeeze the juice out of there (AKA) My friend (Yhoselin's) Safe Word 🍍
Pineapple juice by 🅱️ebe💯 February 24, 2021

Pineapple pizza 

The spawn of Satan Worst then booty flakes
Yo you want some pineapple pizza
No they taste like shit u moron

Pineapple upside down cake 

1 a delicious type of cake
2 you shove pineapples or if she is tight slices in her vagina till no more can fit then you grab her ankles and hold her upside down
1 i baked Carol a pineapple upside down cake
2 i pineapple upside down caked Laura last night