Dr Phil

A show that make clowns famous. The whole purpose of his show is to “help” people and troubled teens get better by offering advice while ridiculing his guest for the sake of entertainment and then sending them to these wilderness programs that are really just cults abusing kids and using them for free labor. Most of his audience consist of middle age women that have nothing better to do than to attend his show.

Well fuck! I no longer have spectrum bc I don’t want to have all those extra channels…. I guess I’ll just resort to the pinnacle of mediocre day time television, honey change to Oprah network.

Yes boo, ooohhh they’re giving Dr Phil

Ah great, is there anything else dear?

by USMCboot31 November 16, 2021

Phil

4 Big Guys and they bust on my eyes
They eat my ass just like applepies
If they keep fucking me like that i migjt just die
They cream ma booty Till i die
I lick his dick and the cum starts drippen

I eat his ass ,IT tastes like women Popper chicken

Lorenz: uiiiiiiuuuuuuuuuiiiiiiii
Wham wham wham eham

Bangkok Bangkok Bank

Bibubibubinubibu
Phil: yes thats me

by Pulp Pumpe November 22, 2021

Phil

Outright amazingly talented. He works hard, and if he wants to be a stud he can, but often isn't.

He will go out of his way for anyone. Typically very creative and loving.

Phil is a great guy

by Flapjackkkksss March 14, 2023

phil me up

When a man named Phil inserts his penis inside any orifice of a (wo)man's body. Most compatible and accurate with women named Cortnie/Courtney.

"Oh wow...I didn't expect you to phil me up that fast." - Cortnie

by Lunchlady11 July 12, 2017

Phil

phil is a very amazing, sweet and kind person. they have a kind heart and a positive aura! they’re very handsome/beautiful and we don’t accept any phil slander/p

“who is phil” - jimmy
“phil is an amazing friend and they’re so sweet”

by roooootiooo August 2, 2021

Phil Leotardo

In the famous HBO series “The Sopranos,” he is the final boss of New York and has a striking resemblance to the last Shah of Iran.

Although not explicitly mentioned, it is heavily implied that Phil Leotardo did 20 years in the can.

by Sucon Mycox February 19, 2025

Phil

Kinda like a Kyle, it stems from a Phil that decided to bully a teen posting his senior pics... First Phil called him gay, then PM'd him, screenshots of that were shared everywhere, Phil lost his job, perhaps his fiancee, and certainly the respect of everyone

Calling a kids senior pics gay is such a Phil thing to do, May the internet deliver karma swiftly!

by Y2D September 29, 2020