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pan-meta theory

Paradigm that individual intention is modular. Occasionally, the theory of everything.

An addendum to triene-ism.

Pan-meta theory is an infinite line of equally long-discrete-parts that curves from trans-infinite space to super-symmetry.
The paradigm that states that human intention contains its pre-requisite definitions is triene-ism. In other words; you are missing material things or memories; but the STRUCTURE of YOUR intentions stays intact.

At no point is your intention missing its components.

Pan-meta theory; more than a stand-alone theory; is an appendix to triene-ism which adds a universal-contingent of modularity to intention.
by flightfacilities May 16, 2022
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deep panned

To be fucked hard by a pizza shop owner.

Slang also used about sex when none of the people (or animals) having sex are associated with pizza.
"Last night I was deep panned so hard"
"I gonna deep pan that girl tonight"
by Longtimeman January 27, 2018
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sucking the old pan handle

Sucking a cock, while continually jacking it off with one or two hands and waiting for the gravy
Sally the local slapper sure does love sucking the old pan handle, before catching all the gravy.
by pan handel sucker May 2, 2018
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toaster pan

When both single people have no intentions of taking things further but like the attention. A pluralized state of “breadcrumbing”.
“She’s breadcrumbing you bro. She never has anything to say other than “hello” and can’t make a date without bailing...”

“...nope. It’s all crumbs! She thinks I’m on the hook, but It’s a toaster pan. We’re both dropping leftover crumbs. I’m just in it for the pussy and she likes the attention
by Wordsmyth87 June 6, 2021
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Pan-Personalis

A person who likes or enjoys a particular personality of a person you've meet.
I'm thinking about the pan-personalis of people I've met.
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pan._.star

Pan._.star is a child on TikTok, Insta, ect. They are a American TikTok user and post videos for people to enjoy
have you seen pan._.star
Yea, they look kinda young for TikTok but their ok
by Colorfulwool June 3, 2021
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Pan

pan is the most beautiful friend anyone can ask for, she has big tits and a nice round ass
damn bro have u seen pan's tits
by whoasked? November 9, 2021
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