pocket-siri

The act of activating siri on your iPhone while it is still in your pocket.

Holy crap, I just pocket-siried while I was procrasturbating!

by HeyChickaBumpBump February 15, 2014

pocket monkey

Someone who likes to stick their hand in their pocket and masturbate in public.

Don't shake that pocket monkeys hand!

by Pokechu July 19, 2015

Packed In

When you are able bodied but mentally unwilling and/or tired to leave your dwelling.

Friend #1; Hey bro, want to hit the pub?
Friend #2; Packed in, bro.
Friend #1; Damn.

by GeorgeLaz January 17, 2019

Packermaniacal

A hard core Green Bay Packers fan. A fan that is so psychologically obsessed with that team that they wear a big green and gold “G” on their sweatshirt wherever they go and at any time of the year. A fan that wears a Green Bay Packers Jersey to any and all sporting events including fishing. A Packers fan that can’t accept a loss or that the team might suck, so there is always an excuse for a loss, like time ran out or a bad referee call was made.

Look at that packermaniacal over there with the “Rodgers Jersey.” He thinks Lombardi’s still their coach. I went to the Mall of America today and saw 14 packermaniacals with their stupid big “G” sweatshirts, and it’s baseball season.

by Jamie Immanuel November 24, 2019

Pocket drunk

Someone who you wouldn’t think drinks or can drink a lot but is actually a dark endless abyss for alcohol storage.

“Woah that girl is so small and innocent looking but yet she just downed like 8 drinks and is completely unfazed, she’s definitely a pocket drunk”

by ZAGAZAA September 15, 2023

greasy pocket

Female Genitalia that's extremely lubricated.

I'd stick it in her greasy pocket.

by William E Barker III May 22, 2005

travel pocket

Asshole. The way to move things through security without getting them taken away.

The only way to get my pot through security was to use my travel pocket.

by Bluebrees September 17, 2008