Pruke

(v) 'PROOk', portmanteau of dryer' and 'nuke': To throw a crumpled, damp or dirty article of clothing in the dryer for a few minutes to dispel of wrinkles, odor or moisture.

I was running late for work this morning so I grabbed a pair of pants from the dirty laundry pile and pruked them with some fabric sheets. No I at least look a smell fresh.

by Foster4 December 6, 2017

Pruke

Prunk as a Truke (to the point that correct spelling really seems irrelevant

I went to the Killers shop last night and got totally pruke

by Foster4 December 6, 2017

preneting

Proficiently presenting a false outward perception of being an adult, when in fact trying to hide a relatively low mental age.

Person 1: did you hear about Laura? She won't come and shoot nerf guns with us anymore because she wants to look good in her new role.

Person 2: but everyone already knows how childish she is? She's not preneting very well is she?

by Lol@Laura May 2, 2018

Prude-hoe

An individual who may be precieved as a "hoe" but has little to no sexual experience.

A virgin who talks and acts like they are extremely sexually active.

Kelly talks like they have been having sex for years but really they are just a prude-hoe.

by Creedbratton420 June 17, 2018

Peruned

Peruned, a term used for an actual god who played Minecraft. Peruned died recently on March 11th, 2018. Rumors say, if you're in the UHC Champions Lobby at the right time you'll see him making another intro for his terrible ass videos.

Damn. I just pulled a Peruned and killed this whole team in 3v1!
Shit brother I did it again, this video looks like a Peruned video... ass.

by EmeraldFetcher420 July 1, 2018

Prude

The step before sending nudes. A prude is a photo that does not show full nudity, but is taken with the intent of inciting lust within the viewer. A prude denies the innate sexual value of the nipples, etc by using lingerie, towels, or other coverings to hint at what is beneath. A prude is a photo that is just sexual enough that you would not show your family.

I sent him some prudes last night. We haven't escalated to nudes yet, but I like him a lot so probably soon!

by Rowboat Motorboat July 5, 2018

prudent pre-shower protective procedures

Preliminary actions that you should always perform prior to partaking of a sudsy scrub--a-dub, to avoid any "unintentional ice-bucket challenge" surprises that often occur while you're waiting for warmed aych-two-oh to flow from the water-heater through your pipes to the shower-head.

These two prudent pre-shower protective procedures are very important to avoid potential bathtub-hypothermia, but are very simple and easy to carry out:
(1) Ensure that the tub/shower selector-knob is moved to :"tub" so that water will only flow out from the tub's faucet-spout, not the shower-head. Then turn on the "hot" valve full-blast and wait till the faucet's chilly out-flow starts to turn warm before turning off the valve and moving the selector-knob over to "shower".
2. Step into the tub and properly close/arrange the curtain, then turn on the "hot" tap again and immediately hold your cupped hands up towards the shower-head so that its "initial" blast of water will hit your palms and spray sideways, rather than shockingly deluging your entire shivering "birthday suit" with the unheated "residual" water that's still inside the shower-head's feeder-pipe. Once the shower-head's spray warms, adjust the hot/cold valves for the desired water-temperature.

by QuacksO October 2, 2018