Prison DIY

Prison DIY:
Prisoners crafting almost anything from canteen or stolen from kitchen or work shops — from tattoo guns and cooking gear to contraband, lock picks, power leads, and weapons.you name it Shows how inventive and resourceful people get when locked up in prison.

Lee: Bruv, I saw this YouTube video the other day… one prisoner made a kettle into, like, a makeshift cooker, and another made a tattoo gun outta a tiny motor from a CD player and a needle, LOL.
Frank: That’s proper sick, bruv. Proper prison DIY at its finest.
Lee: Innit, LOL.
Frank: LOL,.

by Jamie Cheese January 27, 2026

Prison Butler

Noun: An individual given little to no authority over prisoners residing in a correctional facility. Colloquially known as a corrections officers. These sad individuals have the brave task of dealing with violent adults who act like spoiled children. Whether that be inmates or more than likely fellow officers usually both depending on the shift.

"Have you seen the new prison butler?" "Yeah, he won't last a week with that attitude!"

by anonymous March 6, 2026

Prison Pasty

A puff pastry with the cream pie filling

Adam likes his prison pasty warm.

by forest nothing March 21, 2026

Prison Chips

Guys in prison with hot bodies working out everyday with tight 6 pack chest and arms resembling chip and dale dancers.

Ooh girl check check out the " prison chips ". Like to .... Some of that.

by Grahamr queen July 7, 2025

Prison Pillow

Mullet Haircut

My blow mattress sprung a leak while I was camping last week, lucky I had my Prison Pillow as backup; slept like a baby.

by L. Hutz September 18, 2025

Prison for Destiny

Hurray!

Hym "Prison for Destiny! Cage the imposter! And then REE-lon... Pays the royalties on the AI dissertation... And everybody is happy. Everyone who matters at least."

by Hym Iam September 21, 2025

prison bacon wing

Brodie: I'll soon be in jail for being an online fact checked pedo

prison bacon wing kiddy fiddler

by mrs tosser November 28, 2025