Poon-Balloon

That puff of fat often wedged between a fat bitches belt and her massive thighs. It is a balloon of fat which covers the poon region and is, in most cases, encased by tight ass pants.

Question: "Do these pants make me look fat?"

Answer: "I can see your massive Poon-Balloon......GET SURGERY BITCH!"

by Dell.556 July 24, 2011

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Poon Logic

Poon Logic - A way of thinking by the poon (see Poon) that makes no sence to the rest of the world in any form. But makes perfect sence to them.

Poon: (insert ANYTHING here)
Man: ok hun (thinks what the hell did she just say)

by Alex January 03, 2005

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Poon Smack

Smacking or whacking of the female poon-tang. (created by jack not Ben)

I gave your mom a poon smack last night.

by Jack March 07, 2004

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Poon Dip

One whom is a pussy. Someone that will do anything at the cost of his friends to attept to get some poon

A guy that fails so miserabley at getting puss, officailly becomes a Pun Dip.

"Do you want some chips to go with that poon dip?"

Dude, you will do anything for some puss, you pun dip lil bitch!

by USDJON November 11, 2006

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