When politicians and philosophers fail to agree whether the irrational number π subscribes to the liberal or woke ideology of the Democratic Party, or shares the conservative or puritan beliefs of the Republican Party (and maybe even the MAGA gospel of the Trumpublican cult).
Metamathematicians don’t think that π will ever conform to the biblical value of three, which is preached by some alt-right Christian nationalists, while far-left ethnomathematicians divine that π holds the secret to the workings of the universe. Is pi Democrat or Republican?
by Numerati June 28, 2025
Get the Is Pi Democrat or Republican?mug. by Superchill November 1, 2014
Get the slinging piesmug. by Wysg October 25, 2018
Get the protien piesmug. From the outside, they look like regular pasty filled with meat. On the inside, they are hotter than the sun. Party pies give 5th degree burns.
Nina: hey, want some party pies?
Owen: no.
Nina: why not?
Owen: I’d rather not burn my mouth with food capable of giving third degree burns.
Owen: no.
Nina: why not?
Owen: I’d rather not burn my mouth with food capable of giving third degree burns.
by dolebludgersgetout November 7, 2019
Get the party piesmug. by Harry Lamond August 9, 2022
Get the Pi wan konlongmug. by Janlo February 19, 2024
Get the Pimug. A Massive black oily booty, paired with his monster of a cock, your grandfather (pi paw), is the ultimate father figure. Well, it's a bit more complicated. Mi maw and pi paw always touched you in ways you could never imagine. But you sort of.. liked it. Pi paw gave you the best nights, even better than sista!
Pi paw gave me the BEST anal last night!
Mi maw made me cream all over my sheets
Pi paw just made my wee wee bleed a bit but the climax was worth it!
Mi maw made me cream all over my sheets
Pi paw just made my wee wee bleed a bit but the climax was worth it!
by pi paw September 8, 2022
Get the pi pawmug.