When a man staples his penis to either his right or left thigh, and a woman proceeds to rip the stapler out with her teeth and 'play' (suck) the penis like a flute.
Frank: Just got a philadelphia thigh stapler, man that shit hurts
Gloria: Just gave frank a philadelphia thigh stapler
Gloria: Just gave frank a philadelphia thigh stapler
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Attempt at a task with limited mental capacity, leading to an almost joke attempt at said task.
cf. phicadool: foolish person that continues to try in vain.
cf. phicadool: foolish person that continues to try in vain.
by NonctuRue February 25, 2025
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A girl who loudly goes into theaters and yells chicken jockey so that a tall ginger yells at her to shut the f*ck up.
'EVERYONE, WHEN I SAY CHICKEN YOU SAY JOCKEY, CHICKEN!"- phia
- 'SHUT THE F*CK UP'- tall nonchalant chill ginger
- 'SHUT THE F*CK UP'- tall nonchalant chill ginger
by antifungus April 23, 2025
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Paramedic: “This patient has herpes around her colostomy port.”
Doctor: “ahh the good old Philadelphia Side Car.”
Doctor: “ahh the good old Philadelphia Side Car.”
by Sydney is dumb August 8, 2025
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