The Federal Pain Chamber

When you are so fucking drugged out of your mind that any slight inconvenience is suddenly a major issue.

"I am thinking mornings should be illegal and the federal pain chamber dismantled."

"The federal pain chamber?"
"Yeah, waking up really early is torture"

by AngelkNk September 2, 2021

T-Pained Out

The current craze in music where an artist electronically alters there voice to sound like it's flucuating and robotic. A phase we will look back on in 10 years and laugh about, questioning how it swept the music world off its feet.

"Oh, you hear that new sheit from Wayne? His voice is all T-Pained out!"

by Brandon Cruz May 21, 2008

Unexplained Ball Pain

a peculiar and very uncomfortable feeling in a man’s testicle(s). The origin of the pain is unknown but it is rumored to come from a clogged sperm duct or possibly blue balls. The only cure currently known is masturbation.

Sorry, I’m such a jerk today, Unexplained Ball Pain.

by Melvin5000 June 2, 2010

BME pain olympics

THE most nasty video on the internet. It shows a guy tie up his dick, cut it off, and pull out the organs.Do it yourself castration. This video will scar you.

BME pain olympics. Not recommended for young kids

by Maserati May 30, 2008

Pain in my Dick

A female that continues to nag and complain even after all avenues and attempts at resolution are reached.

An attempt to end an argument by associating yourself with the problem and by not call a woman a derogatory name or phrase.

Woman: nag, nag nag nag, nag, nag nag nag.

Man: Yes, maybe, ok, no, sorry, right.

Woman: nag, nag, nag, nag nag nag, nag nag, nag.

Man: You are a pain in my dick.

or

Man: I have a pain in my dick

by mufalleto March 18, 2011

bad pain poison

A generic term for anything that makes you sick

"Uhg my stomach. I think that lunch lady spiked my burger with bad pain poison"

by lee harvey oswald March 10, 2008

BME Pain Olympics

Horrible video, never watch it

"BME Pain olympics = Fail fail fail fail"

by ParagonMan March 31, 2009