A copypasta that stems from a 2014 discussion on '4chan.' It is about a man in presumably the 18th Century defending his home from 4 intruders.
'Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.'
by sushm_ September 16, 2023
Get the Own a musket for home defensemug. I answered my own question, didn't I? I actually had several pretty good answers. The dragon age/fight club thing? That one was pretty good.
Hym "Hahahahaha! That's actually the story behind one of my catchphrases! You know what it is? You've probably already heard it but I'll repeat it for you: DON'T TRY AND FAIL! There. Now you know. I answered my own question. But you didn't answer mine... Did you see the maze? You said you were in hell... After you almost died. It sounds like you saw it. You saw it didn't you? What did you do? To stave off the creature? Ooh! I'm so curious! Was it me or was it the creature? I know it's a fan of mine so maybe it liked the idea and used it itself but, boy, am I curious. I have to try not to get a big head. Don't want to make your mistakes and get too big for my britches."
by Hym Iam March 17, 2023
Get the Answered my own questionmug. a thing kids do where if their parents arent keeping track of time and it is past ur bedtime, you take advantage by not going to bed untill they yell "its way past ur bedtime!".
guy 1: im tired of having to go to bed at ten!
guy 2: how about you set ur own bedtime
guy 1: thats a great idea! but im gonna need a plan.
guy 2: how about you set ur own bedtime
guy 1: thats a great idea! but im gonna need a plan.
by nobody else here October 23, 2017
Get the set ur own bedtimemug. Phrase that means take your anger out on your own. Don't hand it (your anger) off onto someone else because you'll only be ruining someone else's day. To take someone's anger out on someone undeserving of it.
The story is: The boss learned that her company lost a client and so angrily fires an employee. The employee has a family of three and a wife to feed. He gets home disappointed, upset, and angered and so yells at his wife because the steak was a little raw. The wife after slaving at the stove for hours becomes pissed. She shouts at her eldest to stop trying to break his neck and do something with his life other than skateboard. The eldest, a regional-winning skateboarder becomes angry and on his way to his room, pushes past his younger brother saying "Watch it buddy, I'm not in the mood." The younger brother, who loves his older brother & practices everyday on his skateboard to be like him, becomes so uncontrollably irate that he goes back into his room, sees his cat sitting on the bed and kicks him.
The point is: You can't control whats going to happen in a day. It's best to think it over for another day. And to save a lot of people a lot of weariness and hard feelings, kick your own damn cat!
The story is: The boss learned that her company lost a client and so angrily fires an employee. The employee has a family of three and a wife to feed. He gets home disappointed, upset, and angered and so yells at his wife because the steak was a little raw. The wife after slaving at the stove for hours becomes pissed. She shouts at her eldest to stop trying to break his neck and do something with his life other than skateboard. The eldest, a regional-winning skateboarder becomes angry and on his way to his room, pushes past his younger brother saying "Watch it buddy, I'm not in the mood." The younger brother, who loves his older brother & practices everyday on his skateboard to be like him, becomes so uncontrollably irate that he goes back into his room, sees his cat sitting on the bed and kicks him.
The point is: You can't control whats going to happen in a day. It's best to think it over for another day. And to save a lot of people a lot of weariness and hard feelings, kick your own damn cat!
"Oh Steve! Just shut up and kick your own cat!" Cindy said. "I was perfectly happy 'til you came in here grumbling like that."
by some guy from the internet October 13, 2014
Get the kick your own catmug. by lindhd December 28, 2017
Get the My dad owns Hypixelmug. Putting yourself in an unnecessary dangerous situation for prideful reasons. Usually in video games.
by Catnamedturtle May 14, 2023
Get the Tickling your own ballsmug. by 11182000 December 6, 2016
Get the pulling his own weightmug.