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Cantan Beach

The catty girl at the bar exclaimed, "Oh, Scarlett, you are so tan. Where have you been?" Scarlett replied, "I've just spent three glorious days at Cantan Beach." Scarlett then quickly walked away without further explanation.
by scarlettonline January 26, 2009
mugGet the Cantan Beachmug.

beach fleas

when one has sex on the beach and gets crabs
dude i went to the beach with that anuh chick and got beach fleas yo
by the bobbeh August 23, 2011
mugGet the beach fleasmug.

Beach burrito

When two people frolic on the beach, and wind up wrapped up in a beach blanket, affording an opportunity for stealthy intimate contact.
She grabbed the edge of the beach towel, rolled over me and trapped me in an awesome beach burrito.
by Ohcanada1966 August 25, 2019
mugGet the Beach burritomug.

homeless beaches

A group of the most amazing, trendy, coolest, funniest, and sweetest girls you'll ever meet! They meet up every Friday to have a "homeless Friday" and ride around the country club in the most wack clothes.
Last night I woke up to a loud noise, I think it might've been the homeless beaches riding around!
by carablanna April 24, 2020
mugGet the homeless beachesmug.

beached crocodile

A large turd or series of turds that are partially under water and partially stuck to the side of the bowel.
After eating that #9 from Taco Bell, I went home and dropped a beached crocodile.
by thabob November 23, 2011
mugGet the beached crocodilemug.

Beach the cart

The act of securing a shopping cart in a parking lot where there is no convenient or safe place to leave it.
Person #1: Where are you going? Just leave the cart there.

Person #2: No way, I am going to beach the cart on that curb over there so it doesn't go rogue and ding someone's car.

Person #1: We should all be so courteous.
by MrMet1974 October 26, 2010
mugGet the Beach the cartmug.

christies beach

Cool place, but druggies will chase you and try to steal your shoes if they don't make their bus. Watch out cause those cunts are pissed. Had to hide in the school there once at like 1:00am cause some bitch wanted my thongs and got here 500 children to go looking for me. Also where everyone gets spray paint and crap.
Hey dad some chick just tried to steal my shoes and I had to hide in the school until she and her offspring left "well thats christies beach for ya"
by monmon555 December 12, 2013
mugGet the christies beachmug.

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