A big dick Maltese man who has all the bitches and destroys all other Maltese men in battles of bulge size
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by Oliver simp January 15, 2021

He’ll pour you some OJ ;)
by bumblebeegabee November 9, 2017

a person who is a decent lad always gets off it on a weekend always walks home at like 7:00am the next morning looking like a panda and carrying half a crate of alcohol back home
by SpennymoorYEET October 9, 2018
