Ohio PTSD 

A disorder caused by a short period of exposure to Ohio(if this interaction was prolonged the victim would not be alive), it is characterised by flashbacks to Ohio which can cause severe anxiety and terror, it is untreatable and will become more likely as people want to explore Ohio more

*a man looks terrified and extremely sad*
"Yo dude, you okay? Do you have Ohio PTSD"

Ohio PTSD by Namij December 18, 2022

Ohio fast and the drunk 

When are from Ohio or in having sex and you want to drink. You put the bottle in the asshole and you drink from the other end.

Hey Lula do you want to do the Ohio fast and the drunk sex move and drink.

Ohio fast and the drunk by Knight102001 December 19, 2022

ohio Kevin 

A man who hangs around at the local bar everyday.

Person 1: “We saw Dave at the bar AGAIN yesterday, can you believe that?!”

Person 2: “Yeah man, he’s become a total Ohio Kevin.”

ohio Kevin by totallycracked December 28, 2022

Ohio Turnbuckle

The act of defecating on the bed, placing the top sheet over, and without telling your partner, throwing them WWE style onto their back. The sex normally would continue from this point forward.

I definitely think an Ohio turnbuckle would bring some spark back to your failing marriage.

Ohio Turnbuckle by QumMan February 9, 2023

ohio hairtie 

When you use your best friends condom in your hair like a hairtie.

Nice ohio hairtie girl!

ohio hairtie by Skits2045 February 24, 2023

Ohio Teapot 

The sixth Platonic Solid. After tetrahedron, cube, octahedron, dodecahedron, and icosahedron, the Ohio Teapot is the sixth Platonic Solid. Used in computer graphics as a test. Plural: Ohio Teapots. Present tense: Ohio teapotting. Past tense: Ohio teapotted. Future tense: Ohio teapottable.

"This Ohio Teapot isn't Ohio Teapottable yet, but it will be soon"

Ohio Teapot by Deuteragonist April 3, 2023

Ohio Yeti Monster 

Something that lurks the Ohio forest taking victims and balls with them, then proceeding to roll down a hill to finish them.

Person 1: I just saw the ohio yeti monster

Person 2: Only in ohio

Ohio Yeti Monster by russian cat. June 18, 2023