what a nut

When your heart can't take it anymore and you're just like "What a nut". Used by multiple Alondra's and is used when someone is aesthetically pleased

what a nut dude damn

by rexatemDOughNUT July 31, 2018

sad nut

a sad nut is a term used for explaining whenever a person is so sad that they feel that only "busting a good one"
is going to get their mind off of the sadness that is slowly creeping into their soul

another name for this term is "depressive masturbation" but not many use it for it is way too long and also very TMI

hey man, Carly broke up with me so it looks like im busting a few sad nuts tonight lol

hey, im really sorry to hear that but also TMI dude..

hey fuck you.

fuck you.

*friendship ruined*

by bigtiny February 26, 2019

Nut Lagging

1. When one cannot "get it up" and has Erectial Disfunction
2. When one cannot ejaculate, or has sterile sperm.

As Grandma explained how Grandpa was Nut Lagging, we all threw up all over her nig face.

by SomeFatNig October 15, 2010

Wig nut

When small lumps of dried feces become stuck to the hairs of the anus and build up to the point where a large lump of feces is cemented to the anus by the hairs.

Shit man, I haven't shat for weeks - I have a huge wig nut.

by Shitmuncher February 4, 2010

Scag nut

A piece of feces stuck to the hair near the rectum of a person or animal. Can also be referred to as “scaggies” or “scags”

Guy1: Look at the size of the scag nut on that sheep

Guy2: Yeah that’s a huge scaggy

by Trolken August 18, 2021

Stealth Nut

A sealth nut happens when your gf/wife is unable to satisfy you sexually so you bust a nut while she is next to you in bed without her knowledge. This is incredibly difficult to pull off however it can be done.

E's wife was on her period so he busted a stealth nut. Legendary.

by HolySip September 29, 2019

nut muck

Seamen, Cum, Spunk, Jizz

I shot my nut muck all over her boat race.

by Fly!! March 11, 2007