Stealth Nut

A sealth nut happens when your gf/wife is unable to satisfy you sexually so you bust a nut while she is next to you in bed without her knowledge. This is incredibly difficult to pull off however it can be done.
E's wife was on her period so he busted a stealth nut. Legendary.
by HolySip September 29, 2019
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Reverse-Nut

When you’re cum goes back through your dick into your balls.
Oh my god! I nut in her so I had to reverse-nut.
by Stony Super November 02, 2018
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Gooby Nut

A Gooby Nut is an expression used by a person to express extreme approval and excitement after an unrealistic situation becomes successful. Usually used in reference to gaming, when the player does something unrealistic and it ends up working in their favor.
The player finesses the entire team and scores a goal in FIFA in the last 10 seconds of the game to win it.
Team Mates: "That's a Gooby Nut right there!"
by Gooby Boi 29 October 22, 2020
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Nuts for Brains

A male who thinks with his dick rather than his brain. Follows what his sexuality says to do instead of taking the path of common sense or intelligence.
"Can you believe John? That's the third girl he's screwed this week and he's SUPPOSED to be dating Stacy!"
"He must have nuts for brains."
by bottomofthebikini May 28, 2009
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Cold nut

A "cold nut" is used to describe a sexual interaction with a female that bore no romantic feelings.

i.e. hooking up with a random and not calling her back. You have no intention of starting a relationship but you still
wanted to smash, so you give her a "cold nut"... a nut that lacked the warmth of love.

This would apply to hooking up with an ex that you no longer have feelings for.

It can also be the first major sign of a relationship in decline.
Example: "Man I wasn't into her but she was thirsting hard so I just gave her a cold nut."
by when_rome_in May 27, 2020
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Nut Pit

The opposite of an armpit. The place where one of your testicles meets your thigh.
"Dude, did you even put deodorant on your nut pits!?!?"
"The reason your nuts smell is because you don't clean your nut pits..."
by Jurgy February 22, 2012
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sad nut

a sad nut is a term used for explaining whenever a person is so sad that they feel that only "busting a good one"
is going to get their mind off of the sadness that is slowly creeping into their soul

another name for this term is "depressive masturbation" but not many use it for it is way too long and also very TMI
hey man, Carly broke up with me so it looks like im busting a few sad nuts tonight lol

hey, im really sorry to hear that but also TMI dude..

hey fuck you.

fuck you.

*friendship ruined*
by bigtiny February 27, 2019
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