Dutch It Up

When your friend hands you the bong even though it's pretty much kicked to the point most wouldn't even bother to hit it, but your mama taught you not to be wasteful so you torch that mother fucker until the ash is white as snow.

Comes from the stereotype that the Dutch are thrifty.

"This is beat."
"I'll be the judge of that."
"Alright, dutch it up, man."

by kell_drogo March 3, 2018

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Dutch Turnover

The term for when one sees a very attractive person out in the public and then a very ugly one right after another. That happy sexual feeling followed by disgust is called the Dutch Turnover or D-Turn.

Guy: "Yo dude, check out that ginger in the corner right there"
Guy2: "Yeah, i see her. she's pretty fine

(A fat chick gets in the way of the ginger)

Guy: "Woah, major D-Turn!"
Guy2: "i think im gojng to barf now, gotta' love those dutch turnovers"

by Lolias April 27, 2011

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Dutch Fucker

a prick. typically Dutch Christian Reformed.

I gave her the Dutch Fucker. She was not enthused. Needless to say, it's over.

by meer0ki October 4, 2016

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dutch wagon

The mobile version of the Dutch oven, usually done by the driver who can lock the windows.

Last night, driving home, I gave my wife the worst Dutch wagon!!

by Grayskull June 29, 2016

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Dutch Bakery

Noun
A maneuver (sexual or platonic) whereupon the giver or "baker" holds down their partner or "victim" and farts while on top of them, forcing them to smell the heinous cloud of ass.

Baker: I got my girlfriend with a Dutch Bakery the other night. Now there's at least three reasons she hates it when I'm on top of her.

by GideonGrey April 23, 2022

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