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Homo Sapien

A modern day "Human" which is also a Homo Sapien which is a human being in which lives on
planet earth which is in the solar system, in the Milky Way galaxy which is in a cosmo,
that is in side a universe in which there could be multiple universes.

You know im dragging this out for humour, why are you still reading this?
Randy:"You see Sarah yesterday?"
Waldo:"Yea she didn't look like a Homo Sapien."
by Callthefeds May 7, 2018
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Homo Cop

1. A Homo Cop, Is A Police Officer Who When Frisking You Trys To Get Extra Feels On A Males Private Parts,

2. When Taking You To The Police Station Always Wants To Strip Search The Males They Arrested To Look At There Penis

3. Police Officer Looks At Your Penis More Than Your Face.

4. They Just Join The Police Force So They Can Sexually Assault So Called Criminals
Detective Smith Is A Homo Cop, He Smiles When He Strip Searched Me And Had Is His Eyes Glued On My Penis The Whole Time With A Devils Grin

Noun
by Morg Parks December 29, 2010
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Homo Pee

The act of peeing while upside down and gurgling water, both at the same time. An extremely difficult task which can only be performed by the expert.
Drew: Hey
Marcus: Hey what's up?
Drew: Nothing much, I'm just busy
Marcus: With what?
Drew: Homo peeing....
Marcus: Oh, Lemme try!
by Something Forgotten February 26, 2009
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homo substitute

1) A hetero-fexible male
2) A heterosexual man who drinks and becomes increasingly more gay
3) A heterosexual male who will act as a gay man (i.e. cuddle, receive sexual favors) when a fellow homosexual is not present.
"Are there going to be any homos or homo substitutes at that party, if not then I see no reason to go"

"I cuddled with a homo substitute last night. Almost as good as the real thing
by Pr3dair October 21, 2010
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half-homo

The act of being attracted to the same sex and the opposite.
Erica: Did we make out last night?
Marissa: Yes. But we were drunk totally "no homo".
Erica: Actually we are half-homo.
by halfhomogirl July 20, 2012
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Nasty Homo

A nasty homo is a homosexual who tells of their explicit homo events in the bedroom without asking if anyone would like to hear.
Zack: I totally love to swallow cum. It is my favorite drink.
Everyone in the world: Ew, Zack, that's fucking disgusting.
Allen: (What a nasty homo.)
by 2nd period IB english class January 20, 2009
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homo tornado

1. when a gay person dances in a circular fashion.
2. when you masturbate into a blender, and it shoots it out back at you.
3. a reference about a penis twirling around a bunghole.
4. when the tasmanian devil attacks to the sounds of Gloria Gaynor's "I will survive".
You better back off before i hit you with a homo tornado.
by Peaches521 May 22, 2010
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