Never-been-kissed-hoe

A never-been-kissed hoe refers to a slut who's so incredibly ugly that all the men she's been with have never made out with her or kissed her in foreplay, or during sex. Can also be called NBKH for short. A never-been-kissed hoe is pretty much someone who offers sex whenever; she's always on the guy's time, but she's impossible to look at so the men she's with probably won't even get into certain positions with her so they don't have to look at her face. A never-been-kissed-hoe mostly gets it from the back, anal, or oral. (Giving, and maybe receiving) The lights are always off with a never-been-kissed-hoe. And NBKHs are always easy and insecure so they'll go along with being used for sex, not even completely good sex you brag about, but just sex when no one else is around and you're really horny.

Glenda: I can't believe Paul is still cheating on his girlfriend who's out of town for that ugly, tramp, Joss.

Brenda: I know! He must be desperate for some p*ssy, because his girlfriend is gorgeous!

Glenda: Ew! You know, I can't even imagine having foreplay with that horse-looking b*tch, let alone sex.

Brenda: Well, I don't think he kisses her or anything, I think he's just in and out and doesn't even look her in the eye; he has no feelings for her!

Glenda: Why is she so insecure and easy? She's such a NBKH.

Brenda: A what?

Glenda: A never-been-kissed-hoe.

Brenda: I can see that. Definately.

by PrincessR December 5, 2009

once you go black, your never going back

Basically saying that once a woman dates and has sex to a black man, the size of his penis will make her never go back to white men.

Girl 1: I love my black boyfriend, we are gonna have sex.

Girl 2: But "once you go black, your never going back!"

by secret12345678910 March 17, 2011

Never Not Funny

The funniest podcast ever, hosted by the funniest man alive, Jimmy Pardo. It's just three guys talking, telling stories, for about an hour each week.

Jimmy Pardo and Matt Belknap are on Never Not Funny, the funniest show ever.

by bobmcd123 March 2, 2008

pain has never been so brilliant

A phrase coined by the christian post-hardcore band Underoath meaning "I've never been in so much pain."

Teddy: My girlfriend dumped me last night.
Bob: sucks, man. you aiiight?
Teddy: pain has never been so brilliant

by underoath4ever May 14, 2009

never in a million years

Absolutely not

Never in a million years i'll give you a treat

by SSSVORA August 2, 2016

Never Eat Soggy Waffles

Never Eat Soggy Waffles or NESW stand for North East South West and is often used to remember what direction your facing.

Cash:What way am I facing?
Kyle:Never Eat Soggy Waffles
Kyle:You're facing north.
Cash:Thank you!

by aRandomNoob7 November 15, 2020

we never asked

According to world population studies, approximately 108 billion people have lived on this planet. Assuming that the average lifespan of all these people was 25, there has been around 2.7 trillion years of life, if we multiply this by the number of days in a year (365), there is a total of 985,500,000,000,000 days of life (985.5 trillion days). Not once in any of those days did anybody ask.

Jordan: I'm better than you in this game.
Me: We never asked.

by BluishDev January 23, 2022