Vag Neck

An unfavorable anatomic feature common to the aging male population--the accumulation of under-the-chin fat which, when gathered up by a necktie, closely resembles that of shorn female genitalia.

Did you just hear him say that he's disbanding the COVID-19 Task Force?
Wait, what? No...I was so distracted by his Vag Neck that I missed it...

by YAWA May 11, 2020

Good Neck

Giving head. Sucking dick. Having dick shoved down your throat .

That mfkr Teekee got that Good Neck. I stuck my dick all down her throat and blew a load in the voice box. She didn't even cough or gag. She just swallowed that Big Gulp!!

by Teek1247 May 18, 2019

bitch neck

When to much bitching comes from you're throat.

That guy from the mall is a bitch neck.

by Bitch neck March 18, 2017

Neck fart

When someone is so overweight that their butt crack rises all the way up their spine to their back. This extended crack provides a channel for an anal fart to follow up thus seeming to come from the persons neck.

dude i was screwing this chubby chick from behind when i smelled something rank and that's when i realized she neck farted.

by ninjagoblin May 24, 2009

false neck

The act of calling out the person who told you "Thats a neck", therefor, the neck is instead on him/her.

Anthony: whats 2+3
Sean: 5
Anthony: That's a neck!
Sean: FALSE NECK!

by Sean Webber January 1, 2017

neck platter

The sloppy top; oral sex; blowjob

“Aye bro so did you smash the jawn?”
“Naw, I got the neck platter tho.”

by 215tiki May 9, 2019

scotland neck

A small country town where they park in the middle of the street. No stop lights and people ride around the same streets over and over trying to see who out .. Everybody swear by The Freeze..heard its the best thing in town

Scotland Neck--Home of Chinese place that made news for the cooking raccoons

by Dj104 April 5, 2018