Hotness... Is one word for him. APD, but gentle and kind. Loves life and honesty above all else. Hes the kind of man who would hang out in your backyard just to make sure your safe. He sings you lulabys, writes love letters, and enjoys your cousin. Calls your family and work mates. He truly cares. Bestest friends named Ryan
by Barely legal ;D January 29, 2015
Get the Nathan mug.Nath is used to describe a young male, usually in the mid to late twenties. A "Nath" can usually be found roaming the streets in search of wild Pizza or Burger herds and may become hostile when approached. Never approach a wild Nath from behind, as they will employ wild, uncontrollable flatulence as a natural defense, sometimes resulting in accidental leakage.
Domesticated Naths are slightly larger than their wild counterparts, due to excessive grazing on junk foods and a very lax lifestyle. While less hostile than in the wild, a domestic Nath is likely to have a diesel libido and be prone to occasional fits of rage, usually in response to the appearance of the Nath's natural predators; The Boss, The Missus and most dreaded of all, The Morning.
If you are approached by a Nath, DO NOT make direct eye contact, simply empty your wallet, bay like a frightened sheep and slowly retreat while never turning your back on the Nath, as the Nath may see this as a signal of the mating season.
Nath's are allergic to: Bright Sunlight
Moderate Sunlight
Heavy Lifting
Vegetables that make a crunching sound
Early Mornings
Early Nights
Soap
Any film which has been adapted from a Nicholas Sparks novel
Ben Affleck
Novelty Mugs
Domesticated Naths are slightly larger than their wild counterparts, due to excessive grazing on junk foods and a very lax lifestyle. While less hostile than in the wild, a domestic Nath is likely to have a diesel libido and be prone to occasional fits of rage, usually in response to the appearance of the Nath's natural predators; The Boss, The Missus and most dreaded of all, The Morning.
If you are approached by a Nath, DO NOT make direct eye contact, simply empty your wallet, bay like a frightened sheep and slowly retreat while never turning your back on the Nath, as the Nath may see this as a signal of the mating season.
Nath's are allergic to: Bright Sunlight
Moderate Sunlight
Heavy Lifting
Vegetables that make a crunching sound
Early Mornings
Early Nights
Soap
Any film which has been adapted from a Nicholas Sparks novel
Ben Affleck
Novelty Mugs
Example 1
Man: Look out! There's a Nath over there! Nobody move or he might follow through!
Example 2
Woman: What a specimen! That is the biggest, hairiest Nath I have ever seen!
Man: Be careful, it looks like he's feeling frisky!
Nathan Nate Wild Flatulence Legend Booty-tastic
Man: Look out! There's a Nath over there! Nobody move or he might follow through!
Example 2
Woman: What a specimen! That is the biggest, hairiest Nath I have ever seen!
Man: Be careful, it looks like he's feeling frisky!
Nathan Nate Wild Flatulence Legend Booty-tastic
by Captain 1D10T May 20, 2016
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Two friends who are so alike and are meant for each other. They have similar interests and the same taste in music. They are falling for each other and will soon be together forever. No matter what happens they will always find their way back to each other. Two people who are made to be together and never apart.
Woah, look at Kelly and David, they are so cute!
You mean they are such a Nathan and Natalie!
Awww, Ella and Adam are totally a Nathan and Natalie!
You mean they are such a Nathan and Natalie!
Awww, Ella and Adam are totally a Nathan and Natalie!
by Leah Jonas January 23, 2010
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Get the Nathan mug.One of the most perfect boys in existence.
With the best personality and the prettiest eyes ever..
you'd be lucky to catch one of these.
too bad it's alllllll for Jacqueline.
With the best personality and the prettiest eyes ever..
you'd be lucky to catch one of these.
too bad it's alllllll for Jacqueline.
by j. jealousy November 19, 2010
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she is overall a good person but every once in a while can be a real cunt.
sometimes she is really cute and sometimes shes a fat whore who takes it up the butt.
she is overall a good person but every once in a while can be a real cunt.
sometimes she is really cute and sometimes shes a fat whore who takes it up the butt.
SHUT UP NATHANELLE! i love you
by zyxkristo0212 June 10, 2011
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by chad carter October 5, 2018
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