Nathan

Typically has a shite beard. Dates many girls but never finds the right one for him, but keeps onto one for sexual sake. Heavily racist. Small penis.

Me: Hi Nathan, you ok.
Nathan: YOOOOOO MY NIGGER!

by Dictionary Shagger June 2, 2020

Nathan

A Nathan is a fat kid with jiggly cheeks

Nathan is a wirdo

by Hihismsmsm January 24, 2020

Nathan

A man who lives up to the hype, he must instagram his work out routine and videos of his dog who is basically the equivalent of a girlfriend. He plays FIFA on his wide screen tv and screams at the top of his little lungs if he misses a goal. Nathan will also steal dog food even when he has enough money to buy another house.

Dog: can you please pay attention to me?
Nathan : please go alway I’m just about to make a goal, FUCK I just missed it, FUCKING SHIT MAN!

by Izzzme January 19, 2019

Nathan

Really dumb he will steal your stuff talk like a cowboy and will vape.

person 1: whats a cow boy

person 2: Nathan

by itz the Train October 9, 2018

Nathan

the gayest, ugliest, most manipulative asshole, with a tiny peen. Probably a school shooter. All his friends circle jerk his ego because he's a sociopath with no real friends. Thinks he's above everyone else

Yo, look it's Nathan. Be nice to him, or he might shoot you

by snap is natebroomy April 3, 2019

nathan

the type of guy you would find in the corner of the women's bathroom blending up his piss and shit, the offering it to you. you could also find him in the air vent eating the lint and dust off the sides with a fork. he is the type of guy that would attempt to give an angry porcupine a hug.

oh my god, he's such a nathan

by pee.pee_poo.poo February 6, 2019

Nathan

The type of person who would check his name on urban dictionary and would be surprised to see that all Nathan's showcased on urban dictionary are apparently amazing

Nathan oh ye he exists ye mmhmmm ye I don't know why but he wrote his own urban dictionary definition and it bearly describes him.

by S0me_Guy August 6, 2018