Nut milk

Milk that’s comes out of nuts.
That girl drank all of my nut milk.
by Big daddy paddy January 10, 2021
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Wig nut

When small lumps of dried feces become stuck to the hairs of the anus and build up to the point where a large lump of feces is cemented to the anus by the hairs.
Shit man, I haven't shat for weeks - I have a huge wig nut.
by Shitmuncher February 04, 2010
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Nut Smeg

Its the cheese crud that collects around your teabag,and leg creases.
caused by poor cleaning habits,smell is atrocious.
I told my bf that he needs to clean his teabag more often,its covered in nut smeg.
by Joe hitts January 02, 2009
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Scag nut

A piece of feces stuck to the hair near the rectum of a person or animal. Can also be referred to as “scaggies” or “scags
Guy1: Look at the size of the scag nut on that sheep

Guy2: Yeah that’s a huge scaggy
by Trolken August 18, 2021
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Infi-nut

Upon ejaculation of male genitals, the individual endures a prolonged extension of the pleasureful sensation of ejaculation. Infi-nut, "infi" derived from infinite, connotates an infinite ejaculation, this is a hyperbole.
"Dude the best thing happened to me yesterday"
"What?"
"When I beat my meat, a got an infi-nut."
"What's that?"
"It's when you nut but for 5 to 10 seconds it still feels like your nutting!"
"HAHA WTF! I want that."
by surviveandthrive November 29, 2018
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Stealth Nut

A sealth nut happens when your gf/wife is unable to satisfy you sexually so you bust a nut while she is next to you in bed without her knowledge. This is incredibly difficult to pull off however it can be done.
E's wife was on her period so he busted a stealth nut. Legendary.
by HolySip September 29, 2019
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Nuts for Brains

A male who thinks with his dick rather than his brain. Follows what his sexuality says to do instead of taking the path of common sense or intelligence.
"Can you believe John? That's the third girl he's screwed this week and he's SUPPOSED to be dating Stacy!"
"He must have nuts for brains."
by bottomofthebikini May 28, 2009
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