opposite number

Name: an individual equal in authority, status and capability to ones' self, yet in the employ of a directly rival organization.

After the fall of the Berlin Wall, Agent Smith from the CIA finally met his opposite number in the KGB.

opposite number by speedog June 20, 2010

undesirable number 1 

Harry Potter in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.

Harry Potter is Undesirable Number 1.

undesirable number 1 by Claire YAAAAAAAAy September 14, 2007

Do a Number

To unleash a beating on an individual or group.

He was infuriating me, I lost the plot and decided to do a number on him

Do a Number by PAPAWINDY November 14, 2013

Nookie Number 

Not to be confused with the total amount of people you've shared sexual relations, the Nookie Number is exclusive to vaginal/anal penetration. Only those rated above a "6" on the universal scale should be present on this list.

JA: What's your Nookie Number standing at?

DE: Seventeen as of last night. I hooked up with an attractive young lady at the frat party.

JA: What would you give her out of ten?

DE: She was a solid eight, bro.

Nookie Number by DEpps February 1, 2010

Door Number 2 

Basically, the same thing as the poop chute, butthole, anus, or whatever flavor-of-the-week saying you have where you excrete feces.

Dude, that chick definitely wanted me to put it in door number 2.

Door Number 2 by J. Saynt April 15, 2009

faux number 

giving a guy the wrong phone number (any number not your own)

C-bomb: I can't believe you just gave that loser your phone number!?

Twaffle: I didn't, I gave him a faux number.

Both: LOL

faux number by gitty76 October 2, 2007

Nigger Number

When the daily lottery number comes out 222 or 444 or 888. Something simple because they just cant think of anything.

The biggest bookie payout day in the "boogie down BX" and Brooklyn.

Tonight's winning numbers in the New York State lotto are 4, 4, and 4.

It's a nigger number day ladies and gentleman.

Nigger Number by doosh loroosh July 27, 2010