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Clock Munching

1. A person who stays at work longer than neccassary to suck up as much pay time as possible.

2. A person who stays at work to suck up as much overtime as possible.
John is clock munching, he finished his work a half hour ago but has not clocked out yet.

John has clock munched for 24 hrs strait and refuses to go home to his family.
by Lawdawg 50 March 6, 2008
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The Michigan

A sexual act similar to the shocker in which the right hand is flatly inserted into a woman's vagina, and the first and second fingers of the left hand are inserted into the anus. When not being used sexually the hands look like the state of Michigan, hence the name.
I gave her the michigan last night and she loved it.
by Sneakish Pete May 12, 2010
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Anal Mugumbo munching

Its when one licks or eats the anal juices out of another persons anus.You can also suck the juices out with a straw.
anal mugumbo munching is when a person likes or sucks the anal juices out of ones anus in a sexual fashion.
by amm4life(irl) December 11, 2009
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Clare, Michigan

A small town that is located near Mt. Pleasant
"Dude...where were you born?"
"Clare, Michigan"
"Isn't that a name?"
"NO...It's a town...!!!"
by Graphine March 3, 2009
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michigan football

The winningest and most storied college football team of all-time. Leads series with arch-rivals Ohio State, Notre Dame, and Michigan State. Also has the largest football stadium in the country holding over 107,501 fans.
The Michigan football team will win the National Championship in 2006.
by jordan s August 18, 2006
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Michigan Wolverines

The number one source of income for the Walmart Corporation.
Look at all those Michigan Wolverines fans; Walmart must be having a sale.
by Fred Meijer October 14, 2013
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michigan mouthfull

When the male ejaculates during or at completion of a sexual act then takes the handful of cum and puts it over the womans mouth and holds it there.
Tom gave that girl a michigan mouthfull after he tapped that the other night.
by Michigan Mouthfull November 19, 2006
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