by kikiwikiZ November 20, 2023

Eugene was at a football game and the taco bell was rushing through his body. As he rushes to the bathroom during halftime only to find half of the tri-state area waiting in line the stall. Instead, Eugene spots the urinal and goes in for the muddy skydiver.
by partyintheusa March 29, 2015

A game in which one diarrheas in another’s belly button then lying on their back they attempt to bend over far enough to slurp it out.
by pholter February 23, 2024

When probing the anal cavity of a whore with one’s schlong, you take it out to relube when you realize that there is shit on the tip of your dick. At this point, you realize you do not need the lube and stick that shit right back in her asshole and pink sock that bitch.
Marci finally let me fuck her up the ass last night. She gave me a Muddy Helmet, but I just kept pounding away.
by Jason’s Sister’s Ass December 11, 2020

When one has defecated and the excess of said matter remains on the perineum, mainly occurring when one suffers gastrointestinal upset (Diarrhea)
Better wipe properly, you don't want muddy krudge.
Bidets were invented to prevent Muddy krudge
Holy crap that is spicey, Don't eat too much or you'll end up locked in the restroom with dealing with muddy krudge
Bidets were invented to prevent Muddy krudge
Holy crap that is spicey, Don't eat too much or you'll end up locked in the restroom with dealing with muddy krudge
by Owl-Moth Man May 1, 2022

by TL - Well November 10, 2011

Pulling out of an anal sex session while wearing a ribbed condom that results a in skid marks on your ding ding.
by Muddillo April 22, 2023
