Dick Monster

A large tree which bears fruit only in the winter.

Lets go climb the dick monster now that the leaves have fallen.

by K-Noodle November 10, 2009

purple-headed monster

Slang for penis

Wait'll I show her the purple-headed monster!

by Jake March 25, 2004

googa monster

An extremely unattractive girl or woman that almost all men sleep with at some point when they really need to get laid or have been drinking heavily. Also see goblin

I'm bringing the googa monster over to the house so I can put it on her

by Matt damen December 6, 2006

Glub Monsters

The name for the fictional species of intelligent alien creature that is said to be responsible for creating the popular and unique "glub glub" sound, characteristic of many dubstep bass lines, when they talk/communicate.

Man! Those glub monsters are really rockin' out! That bass line is HEAV-YY! Keep that dubstep comin' son!

by The Undisputed Original P-DuBS November 1, 2010

Rap Monster

NOT dance monster guys, it’s rap monster, not dance monster.

“is that dance monster from BTS?”
“nO that’s rap monster. not dance monster.”

by bea :^) June 7, 2020

Monster Energy Drinks

An energy drink largely consumed by kids under the age of 14. Basically, kids drink it too look mature, but everyone knows there mommys still tuck them into bed.

12 Year Old: Yo, lets get a monster

12 Year Old 2: Totally, We will look really cool holding a drink meant for adults!!!!

Kids at park: OMG THEY HAVE MONSTER ENERGY DRINKS!! LETS CROWD THEM AND ASK FOR AIR SIPS!!

by Magneticturkey April 30, 2010

Monster Farts

A case of the farts brought on by drinking energy drinks such as Monster, rockstar, or Nos. Hense Monster farts being related to monster the drink.

Dave: Farts*

Sam: Dude thats horrible, you got the monster farts?

Dave: Yep been drinking monster all day.

by xxloosecannonxx March 21, 2010