rag monster

An annoying female who gives the impression that she is always on her period. They stomp around tutting all day, have mood swings constantly and will snap and cry at the slightest provocation. If you think you are currently seeing one of these ladies, get rid!

Neil: I can't take it anymore, she's doing my head in all the time, everyday.
Nigel: I warned you there'd be trouble with her, she's one of the biggest rag monsters I've had the misfortune of ever meeting!

by Nigel Fleming July 18, 2006

sketch monster

Someone who is doing something wrong and is being obvious or looking guilty.

Somone is dealing crack in front of a cop. "look at that sketch monster!"

by carla and tracy November 13, 2007

meth monster

Momentary hallucination induced by many days of no sleep while using amphetamines. Commonly witnessed by automobile operators driving long-distance road trips at night.

While tweaking and driving the truck driver said, "Oh Shit! Did you see that? Wait...it was only a meth monster."

by NW December 1, 2002

Monster cables

Useless, insanely overpriced, mediocre quality brand of AV cables. Audiophiles, with their usual tendency to suspend all reason and common sense, spend hundreds of dollars on them but cannot tell the difference between Monster Cables and coat hanger wire. Famous for selling gold-plated fiber-optic cables, which further demonstrate their customers' astounding lack of actual scientific knowledge.

Who on earth would pay $485 for a wooden volume knob? Oh yeah, the same idiots who pay $100 for a six foot HDMI link from Monster Cables.

by Texas Dex June 13, 2008

The Cooter Monster

A huge monstrous vagina that is as hairy as Chewbacca nuts and it's stretched out so far and very very saggy. It's devours men and women as it is a bisexual. Plus it is also dripping with ganerea. ALso it has 15 rows of cock chewing, pussy ripping, asshole munching teeth. Finally it is 15 feet tall and 1 ton of pure cooter.

Asian man - Oh no rook, it's the Cooter Monster! It come to devour Hong Kong!

by Nico The Italian Stallion & RJ January 28, 2009

rasta shasta monasta

Very good weed usually at a mids price. A golden find of a deal/dealer. Sometimes can be just regular weed that doesn't involve a nasty surprise later on, such as: extreme stupidity, random sleep, headaches, or wicked stomach pain

That rasta shasta monasta you got last night made me start seeing shit bro!

by The Kaiser of Shiza July 19, 2007

monstellation

A closely knit group of monsters

The monstellation was approaching with speed.

by Tahl K May 29, 2005