The ole' Mingus

When engaged in sexual activities with a female partner while not using a condom or any protection of any kind, use the the "pull and pray" method. Then avoid all contact during the following days.

" so did you give her the ole' Mingus?"

by #P4L January 17, 2016

Minge pie

A fanny eaten at Xmas.

Open up love. I'm ready to eat yer Yuletide minge pie.

by Keeper of the sacred honey pot October 29, 2003

Bucket Minge

To have an excessively large vagina, due to a high amount of sexual intercoarse or being really really bored and sticking phalic objects up there.

Derek: Shelly lied to me, she ain't a virgin!
Raj: How did you find that out?
Derek: She's a got fuckin bucket minge!
Raj: Maybe she's been bored.

by F meister May 18, 2006

minge juice bottler

some body who collects content that may squirt from the furry cup

used by old people in post offices eg: "give me my pension money you fuckin minge juice bottler"

by el bertus August 12, 2006

Minge Spacker

A male who, during sex, after the female screams 'harder' pulls out a spatular and slaps the womens genitalia until she screams stop.

this is a type of bondage.

Guy - Check that gash ova there bladdd, OI MY SIZE.

*Girl walks over to speak to him*

Guy - what you up to tonight babe? fancy letting me minge spack you?

Girl - NARRR im not into bondage.

*Girl walks back to her friends*

Girl - i wouldnt bother with him hes a minge spacker.

by ManchesterMCFC February 10, 2009

mingin

v. disgusting, rank, unattractive, spew-inducing

"Don't go in the bathroom, it smells mingin"

or

"I'd ask her out if she didn't have such a mingin face"

by Phil Campbell December 27, 2007

Midget Minge Muncher

A midget minge muncher is a height challenged adult female who likes to drink from the furry cup of life. Similar to up-skirt golden shower guzzlers, minge munchers particularly enjoy the state of stupor that results from a process known as female ejaculate face flooding.

I, your mother was a midget minge muncher just like her mother before her. Your mother could drink a 1,000 stench swilled quims dry a day and still have room for a pile of old female ejaculate before bed. Them were the days before television.

by Anarcho-Capitalist February 6, 2010