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Lunchtable Mechanic

That guy from school or work who reads up on car magazines, plays the latest Gran Turismo or Forza title and swears the Honda S2000 could slam a Porshe 911. They might know something about cars, but your best off not trusting a word they say.
"I was putting oil in my Civic at Autozone and once I opened the hood, all the lunchtable mechanics came out of the woodwork offering advice"
by LilChillbil August 11, 2017
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bush mechanic

A guy who knows how to handle vagina with skill.
Hey baby, I'm your bush mechanic. Let me fix you up!
by Breezy Briel October 23, 2017
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mandale mecha

"Mandale mecha" refers to the request from an A person to a B person to just "Blaze it" now refering to the Joint/Blunt, or how Argentineans call it "Troncho"/"Porro"/"Vela"/Etc.
A: Hey! I just got some porro! You're in?
B: Sure mate! Mandale mecha!
by DonLanz January 22, 2018
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dirty mechanic

Aman Hambleton is a dirty mechanic.
by dadirtymechanic4214 May 9, 2018
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hispanical mechanical

Slang to refer to a fender with a hispanic (with questionable status). Some hispanic neighborhoods have a tendency to block entire roads over a little fender bender. Thus annoying and impeding the commuters who use that road.
God dammit! I'm gonna be late to work due to this hispanical mechanical in this chicano neighborhood that I pass through. They are blocking the whole road over a fender bender!
by fartso55 January 14, 2019
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dirty mechac

When u put hot sauce on ur girls panties just before she goes gym so when she comes back u have to fuck her so good the u cum on her pussy to cool it down.
I gave my gf a dirty mechac
by GayLookinRangaNigga November 21, 2019
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blame mechanic

Someone who can expertly deflect blame for anything
to anyone smoothly and efficiently
she caught him ,but he's a blame mechanic, he convinced her they're just friends
by mbs133 October 10, 2020
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