Mashed Up Monkey

Put a banana in a sock, mash it up and put it in microwave for 20seconds. When done put it over your penis and start masturbating.
(20 secs only so you dont burn your knob)

I'm going yo get home and have a mashed up monkey

by No muff to tuff for buff May 5, 2022

Sausage and mash

An expression derived from the South-West region of England, particularly Devon. It refers to a large event or substantial amount of time that has passed.

"Jennie, do you remember the podcast episode we did about ghost witches?"
"No Kyle, I've had sausage and mash since then."

by ghoulclubfan November 15, 2022

Face Mash

So a girl name "Julianne" spelt face mask in EPP wrong

Julliane is a face mash

by Zero 200 November 16, 2022

Roast Beef & Mashed Potato

Hardcore gay sex

"I am going to have roast beef & mashed potato tonight!" - Jack

"Okay wear protection" - Jake

by RandomPayneTrain October 11, 2022

mash a floppy

When you have to bend your dick in half because no erection is achievable for insertion.

I had to mash a floppy last night. She couldn’t tell the difference.

by DLSXF13 October 14, 2022

Mash

Mobile army surgical hospitals.were emergency hospitals since 2006.thay were replaced by csh.

cash. Need to get to the mash

by Rip.mash October 23, 2022

Eating Mashed Potatoes

Clean way of saying "masturbating and watching porn." The tense of "eating" can change depending on context.

Since I wasn't invited to any parties Friday night, I ended up staying home eating mashed potatoes.

by Licensed_Nerd January 12, 2022