Mashed

Getting high off marijuana

Male: what did you do last night bro?

Me: I got so mashed man, it was awesome.

by Memeking56 May 19, 2021

mashed

Mashed is a word which describes a person who has just completed a difficult task and is feeling great.

bro ur so mashed! i hope you remain like that after every exam

by Onamah February 28, 2018

Mashed

Like stoned, baked, blown.

Damn dude, I'm pretty mashed right now .

by High-c- December 20, 2016

Mashed

Not having game/charisma and or being messed up in something.

"Ngl bro I don't think she likes me , I think I'm mashed."

by Iamfleek0 August 14, 2024

Mashed

To say sweet things about someone.

Troy mashed about me to his friends.

Omg he was mashing about me so hard on text I was blushing

by mypfp April 01, 2024

Toe-Mash

When you take your toe that been in your shoe all day ( and probably growing fungi ). You mash your potatoe's with is and serve it at Gordon Ramsay restaurant the Chelsea.

Toe-Mash YUM...

by GoGurterHuman December 28, 2021

balls like mashed potatoes

Is a vivid and crude way of describing severe trauma or injury to someone's testicles (potatoes), implying they have been so badly crushed or damaged that they are no longer in their normal shape or condition. This expression is used to emphasize the extent of the injury and the extreme pain associated with it.

Guy 1: Fuck he crushed his nuts on the rail!
Guy 2: I bet he has balls like mashed potatoes now!

by DaveDH June 14, 2024