Maple Ridge

An absolute shit hole in British Columbia, Canada filled with High school dropouts who drive lifted diesel pickup trucks and smoke crack on the daily and the children of crack heads who ride around on bikes during the early hours of the morning screaming at people walking.

-Where the fuck is this asshole driving this huge pickup truck from, Mars? He drives like a fucking retard!

*Skid rides out into middle of road on shitty BMX bike*

-WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!

-We're in MAPLE RIDGE, Jim. Get used to it.

by picklecockhorsetaker June 30, 2018

Maple Syrup Tan

A skin tan that looks like the colour of Maple Syrup and looks delicious.

“Hey man where did you get that Maple Syrup Tan?!”

by Chicka1994 May 8, 2018

maple teabag

When you dip your balls in pure maple syrup then place them on her face.

James maple teabags his tinder hoe's

by Mapleteabagger March 1, 2018

Mipple

Meatball in a urban dialect it 's mipple. I balls of meat

Let 's make mipples

by Minnypooh March 6, 2018

Mipple

Meatballs urban dialect are mipples. Balls of meat

Let 's make some mipples

by Minnypooh March 6, 2018

Maple Dream Cream

When a Canadian shoots his syrup on ones face.

Oh my God Becky, I took a shot of Adams Maple Dream Cream last night all over my face. What a experience Aye?

by TuckN'Roll October 27, 2018

MapleSyrupGod

Something Eternally Legendary Beyond Compare.

Tommy Knew He Couldn't Compare To The MapleSyrupGod.

by Lil Kool Aid February 13, 2019