malerghurt

A uncomfortable feeling when a person's leg hurts or is in great pain.

Ah man I need to sit, malerghurt.

by Shane Buggy, Jesus John November 30, 2017

maple knacker

Canadian gay men who partake in using maple syrup for lube.

Whoa! There went Kreg and Bryan off to maple knacker by the Pizza place.

by Shelley West December 7, 2017

Malerie

Do you know a Matteo? Do you know a Valerie well this is for them! They are the perfect match, so tell them this because this is their future.

OMG Malerie is soooooo cute

by Eli162534 February 15, 2018

Maple Syrup Tan

A skin tan that looks like the colour of Maple Syrup and looks delicious.

“Hey man where did you get that Maple Syrup Tan?!”

by Chicka1994 May 8, 2018

maple teabag

When you dip your balls in pure maple syrup then place them on her face.

James maple teabags his tinder hoe's

by Mapleteabagger March 1, 2018

Målernæse

When you slap your self in the nose with a ruler.

I am målernæse myself

by Bjarneby March 7, 2018

Maple Ridge

An absolute shit hole in British Columbia, Canada filled with High school dropouts who drive lifted diesel pickup trucks and smoke crack on the daily and the children of crack heads who ride around on bikes during the early hours of the morning screaming at people walking.

-Where the fuck is this asshole driving this huge pickup truck from, Mars? He drives like a fucking retard!

*Skid rides out into middle of road on shitty BMX bike*

-WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!

-We're in MAPLE RIDGE, Jim. Get used to it.

by picklecockhorsetaker June 30, 2018