Chicken Shit Mustache

A mustache, usually grown by a man, that contains only a few long hairs. These are typical seen on Asians or white trash. The mustache is seemingly "scared" to grow out fully.

Look at that fucking Asian and his Chicken Shit Mustache!

by OA Tits September 5, 2011

Cheerwind moustache

If someone is being unnecessarily grumpy and you break wind with excellent comedic timing, causing them to smile against their will, the resulting complex facial expression is called a Cheerwind moustache.

Sue was being a total debbie downer at dinner but I finally managed to give her a Cheerwind moustache.

by lulzbringer May 29, 2010

moustache ride

Oral Sex

Who wants a moustache ride?

by Anonymous May 6, 2003

moustache

How a Tool spell the word mustache

GUY 1: My Lord Reginold, I believe I want to grow a moustache.
GUY 2: Hey toolshed, there's no O in mustache.

by rossman4eva96 April 25, 2011

Mustache Muchacho

the most awesome people in the world. :3)
tend to have blonde or red hair.
are.amazing.

will rule the world someday, and make everything pink and banish ugly guys!
also tend to love easy bake ovens...
-applesause-
wait whatt??
hubba.hubba.
like to draw on baby oranges...
cool cats, huh?

_
l_l: Your such a Mustache Muchacho.

Mr.RiceMan!: Applesause?

Mr.RiceMan!: He's such a MustacheMuchacho

OreoGirl: he's my mexican boyfriend. back off.

by ilikericeandoreosinmysoup! February 12, 2010

OilBar Mustache

OilBar Mustache: (V.) When one engages in a sexual act of placing a frozen chocolate bar in their condensing partners anus, while concurrently masturbating their partner's genitals with a food grade lubricant, ie: " Crisco." After the initial climax, the now melted chocolate is smeared upon the other partners upper lip, and licked off by the climax-er.

A sexual act the OilBar Mustache, well described in the definition.

by JKJRS April 25, 2010

Canadian Mustache

a unibrow

Did you see that dude's Canadian mustache?

by mooshkameeshka October 12, 2010