An attorney assigned to an unwinnable case for the sole purpose of delaying confirmation of criminality.
Anyone know of a special masturbator that a corrupt federal judge could engage in United States of America v. D.J. Trump?
by YAWA September 11, 2022
Get the special masturbatormug. When one is confused and spends more time then necessary mulling over the multitude of variables that come into play when making decisions.
Much like self pleasuring, the vast amount of thoughts that pertain to the situation in which you are trying to make the decision flood or overwhelm your thought process/senses thereby causing you to become consumed with nonsensical thoughts that end up wasting yours and others time.
Much like self pleasuring, the vast amount of thoughts that pertain to the situation in which you are trying to make the decision flood or overwhelm your thought process/senses thereby causing you to become consumed with nonsensical thoughts that end up wasting yours and others time.
When Joe finally caught up with the rest of the gang they wondered what had taken him so long,
he replied 'I had to listen to Amy mentally masturbate over which iphone cover to buy'
he replied 'I had to listen to Amy mentally masturbate over which iphone cover to buy'
by Chilcotin Buddha January 7, 2014
Get the mentally masturbatemug. by AstroCatz May 14, 2016
Get the compulsive masturbationmug. Cole masturabtion is where the famous cole will master the bation, he will first chop the long stick into multiple pieces while doing some karate moves "HUTAHHHHHHH" he will often moan and groan during this strange but unique ritual, once the stick is chopped up he will throw it into the hot boiling milkshake, he will most likely miss but should at least get once sliced up price into it, once he has successfully done this he will start to float and fancily sip a cup of coffee, once the boiling process has finished he will fall from he air, cracking his neck causing him to die, one of his sons will come out from no where and sprinkle cum ((or more commonly known as sudioshiestamakoletes)) all over his body, but before this he will be striped nude.
Jerry: omg, have you see cole masturbation?
Shelissa: *moans intensely* that was so hot!
Jerry: I think I just turned gay.
Shelissa: *moans intensely* that was so hot!
Jerry: I think I just turned gay.
by Have some dick mate July 1, 2017
Get the Cole masturbationmug. The stretching of something being said to make it much longer than it could easily be. It is usually done because the speaker feels what they said is not enough, wants to hear them self talk or wants to make what they say more confusing.
The way they stretch it is by adding similes and metaphors that basically say the same exact thing as what they originally said.
The way they stretch it is by adding similes and metaphors that basically say the same exact thing as what they originally said.
Verbal masturbation
The inquiring man is not liked for he is the hungry lion who wants more food. It is the people who are unwilling to feed his mind like there are only so many gazelle. His hunger makes the other lions tremble and begin to hate his lifelong quest for knowledge. He will never have enough and the others do not wish to put up with him, so he is always alone. Like a man who steals the money of his peers and has become rich, and hated by others. Though the others could have easily become rich because the money was up for grabs. The rich man benefits from his quest for knowledge and is hated for doing better.
Translation
An intelligent and curious person is not liked.
The inquiring man is not liked for he is the hungry lion who wants more food. It is the people who are unwilling to feed his mind like there are only so many gazelle. His hunger makes the other lions tremble and begin to hate his lifelong quest for knowledge. He will never have enough and the others do not wish to put up with him, so he is always alone. Like a man who steals the money of his peers and has become rich, and hated by others. Though the others could have easily become rich because the money was up for grabs. The rich man benefits from his quest for knowledge and is hated for doing better.
Translation
An intelligent and curious person is not liked.
by Joe725 September 29, 2008
Get the Verbal masturbationmug. (also called m&m's)
Residents of Miramichi who masturbate all the time even when when it causes them trouble. They will never stop, even if the red dragon says so.
Residents of Miramichi who masturbate all the time even when when it causes them trouble. They will never stop, even if the red dragon says so.
Ohhh snap, she's masturbating in class again. She's such a Miramichi masturbator.
Can you please stop masturbating when i'm talking to you? Jeez you're such a m&m
Can you please stop masturbating when i'm talking to you? Jeez you're such a m&m
by shanayjohnson44 November 10, 2010
Get the Miramichi masturbatormug. What Batman does between the cartoonstrips.
Mike: Dude, this cartoon has a masturbating superhero in it.
John: What? Last week, it was lesbian Sailor Moons.
John: What? Last week, it was lesbian Sailor Moons.
by Anal Violator October 21, 2003
Get the masturbating superheromug.