mailei

Mailei is the most beautiful and sweetest person ever! She is one of the best friends you can ask for and will always be there for you and have your back. All the guys wanna be with her becuase they think shes quite the hottie ! She can always make you laugh no matter what's going on in your her life or yours. She puts a smile on everyones face and can pretty much make friends with anyone. Even if she decides to sneak guys into her basement to make out she will still be the best girlfriend to who ever the lucky guy is !!!

Guy 1: dude mailei is such a snack

Guy2 : oh my gosh I know I swear any guy would be so lucky to have her cause I swear shes like perfect

by Anyonnnnoryyyy November 27, 2018

Mailee

Mailee is a sweet, kind, and loving person. They are very beautiful and can be really weird once you get to know her. Also Mailee’s have hard struggles (mostly with family & friends) but the will always try to fix them. Usually Mailee’s have lots of friends but only hangs out with some of them... and sometimes they usually don’t tell people what’s wrong so if there being a little annoying just stay calm cause something must be going on. :)

Kate: Mailee is so great and really funny!
Nora: Yeah I’m so glad we met her!

by ChickenSause18 July 13, 2019

Kay (male)

Unusual name for a male, but for the men that do share this name, wow. A total heartthrob. Extremely good looking, too. Will amaze you with his gorgeously toned singing voice and his large, intense brown eyes. Is hardworking, smart, virtuous, and very humble. An extremely respectable guy who respects everyone around him too. Quiet and reserved, yet the sun seems to shine the brightest and the birds seem to chirp the happiest when he's smiling.

"Have you met Kay (male)?" "No, who is he?" "Only the most perfect man to walk the earth."

by pgrose July 8, 2019

yogurt male

ian

ian is such a yogurt male

by phil hates ian September 29, 2021

Shrigma Male

A person who has consumed enough psychedelics to realize true happiness comes from the realization of the illusion of ego. The shrigma male is the above the alpha and sigma in terms of well-being, as they understand women and money are not the way to true satisfaction and enlightenment.

bob: Jeb is a weird one, always spouting psychedelic nonsense and how he meditates

mike: naw fam he’s just an enlightened shrigma male

by Lee kee-Bhum July 16, 2021

Omega Male

A confident and capable male that doesn't seek approval or abide by social hierarchy. He sets his own goals, and defines his own success.

Aaron Alpha wants his software team to use the Agile method to write their new program, and goes on and on about it in every meeting. Bob Beta doesn't want to rock the boat with Aaron, so he starts learning how Agile works. Owen the Omega Male writes the program during the meetings while everyone else is talking.

by An Omega Male October 4, 2013

Maplewood

A place where hippies go after their flower power days to get high-paying jobs and raise their children. Gays and biracial families are the norm. The families that inhabit Maplewood are often transplants from the Park Slope/Brooklyn area. People in Maplewood believe strongly in Whole Foods, eco-friendly products, yoga, Starbucks and the newest technology. Practically no one is conservative, and parents practically feed their children liberal ideals, by doing things like sending them to Obama picnics. In Maplewood, everyone knows each other. And on a nice sunny day, the parks are typically crowded with toddlers, dogs, and pot smoking teenagers. The children of maplewood are typically grow into very spoiled individuals. Their student parking lot is nicer than the teachers, and everyone has macbooks, and the newest ipods. Weed and alcohol are consumed at an alarming rate. Despite this, Maplewood turns out some of the most sucessful and talented people. So many that the high school had to start its own hall of fame. Because of this, the surrounding towns are jealous and often resort to calling Maplewood things like "Maplehood" or "Gay-plewood".

Millburn kid: I wish I was cool enough to live in Maplewood.

by crimsonandclover April 5, 2009