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Red lobster

a sexual act preformed at red lobster location whilst you beat your dick under the table while the waiter/waitress is getting your order and you have to cum by the end of your order
Gary have you tried the red lobster yet.

yea I did it on Tuesday with john and the others.
by lobster beater March 12, 2021
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LOBster

A person who throws lobster during fits of rage
Bao is such a LOBster. Jay just LOBsterd the shit out of Danny
by FLIPFLOPFLAP May 14, 2015
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lobster eyes

When someone's eyes are extremely far apart from each other
Is your bitch from the sea? Cuz she got lobster eyes
by magones May 5, 2016
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slip him a lobster

Tim: Aw fuck i failed the test
Derek: no worries mate, just slip him a lobster and he will let you pass
by bosss1244222 December 8, 2013
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lobstered

To have a commercially sourced lobster comedically placed in ones privately owned pool. The practice of lobstering originated in the late 1900s before lobsters were seen as delicacy.
I fucking hate John. Don’t worry I lobstered his house for you yesterday.
by KyHavers June 26, 2023
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Serving Lobster

1. To hype or excite someone, either intentionally or unintentionally, only to disappoint or let them down afterward.

2. To deliver bad news, often wrapped in an initially positive or luxurious gesture, such as gift-giving or celebratory actions.

3. (Military slang) A tactic used to prepare soldiers for bad news, where "lobster" (or another symbol of indulgence) is served beforehand to signal that unpleasant news is forthcoming.
"The whole team was excited about the promotion, but when they called us into the office, I felt like they were serving lobster—we knew something bad was coming."

"The general served us lobster before delivering the news of the deployment extension; it was a classic case of serving lobster."
by Cat Frankenstein November 29, 2025
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squat lobster

a person who says stupid stuff or annoys you
Zach is such a fucking squat lobster
by cox13!!!!!!!! November 4, 2023
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