a sexual act preformed at red lobster location whilst you beat your dick under the table while the waiter/waitress is getting your order and you have to cum by the end of your order
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Derek: no worries mate, just slip him a lobster and he will let you pass
Derek: no worries mate, just slip him a lobster and he will let you pass
by bosss1244222 December 8, 2013
Get the slip him a lobster mug.To have a commercially sourced lobster comedically placed in ones privately owned pool. The practice of lobstering originated in the late 1900s before lobsters were seen as delicacy.
by KyHavers June 26, 2023
Get the lobstered mug.1. To hype or excite someone, either intentionally or unintentionally, only to disappoint or let them down afterward.
2. To deliver bad news, often wrapped in an initially positive or luxurious gesture, such as gift-giving or celebratory actions.
3. (Military slang) A tactic used to prepare soldiers for bad news, where "lobster" (or another symbol of indulgence) is served beforehand to signal that unpleasant news is forthcoming.
2. To deliver bad news, often wrapped in an initially positive or luxurious gesture, such as gift-giving or celebratory actions.
3. (Military slang) A tactic used to prepare soldiers for bad news, where "lobster" (or another symbol of indulgence) is served beforehand to signal that unpleasant news is forthcoming.
"The whole team was excited about the promotion, but when they called us into the office, I felt like they were serving lobster—we knew something bad was coming."
"The general served us lobster before delivering the news of the deployment extension; it was a classic case of serving lobster."
"The general served us lobster before delivering the news of the deployment extension; it was a classic case of serving lobster."
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