red lobster

a sexual act wherein a man fists a menstruating woman and pinches her cervix

"After I removed Jane's tampon with my teeth, she writhed in ecstasy as I gave her a red lobster"

by MJO/BEL September 29, 2006

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Cock Lobsters

Cock Lobsters are craps.

God my balls itch, must be those damn cock lobsters.

by Zaggerty September 24, 2005

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lobster tail

Getting head for a constant hour. The cock emerges having a striking resemblence to a lobster tail.

Damn girl, you gave me one hellacious lobster tail. (girl) "YES!!!"

by Biano March 31, 2003

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lobster pot

when you order a beer in a bar and it turns out to be extremely expensive but are obliged to pay for it and finish it

we walked in to this lobster pot of a bar.. ordered a few beers and drank them quick.. when we got the bill, it was three times more than we expected!

by mossko February 4, 2010

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Common meeting grounds for white trash. Is usually preceded by a morning spent in boxer shorts watching Nascar. After meeting at the lobster tank, a dinner of chicken fried steak is consumed over a bottle of crate wine and Sammy Kershaw albums.

"Yo Sissy, are you meeting me and Bubba at the lobster tank tonight?"

"Yeah, just as soon as I hose down the doublewide."

by fancy February 9, 2005

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