Sir Lancelot

The knight of boils.

This medieval dude got his name (Sir Lancelot)... because he had to lance so many of his own boils!!!

by Major Thomas Randle September 25, 2018

tour de lance

any cyclist in complete bicycle apparel going way faster than you, usually because they're training for a race.

i was enjoying a nice, leisurely ride on the path when i almost got clipped by tour de lance.

by sifelaverr August 6, 2009

Pulling a Lance Stephenson

To blow into someone's ear

Brooklyn Nets veteran Kevin Garnett's "trash-talking" was taken to another level by blowing In David West's ear, pulling a Lance Stephenson.

by gordin December 28, 2014

pulling a Lance

guilting someone to buy you something

Stop pulling a Lance, I'm not buying you Oblivion!

by Stupidname0128 May 16, 2018

th3.lost.fairy.lacy

A 13 year old who is sad alot but still smiles because she doesn't let anyone ruin her life she is very nice and kind and pretty

go follow me on tik tok th3.lost.fairy.lacy

by Amy markle January 31, 2021

national bully laney day

every year on October 27th you have to bully any friend(s) named laney

Girl: you are a fat pig
Laney: why did you say that?
Girl: it is national bully laney day. no hate

by wasian329 September 19, 2021

lance armstrong

lance armstrong's genes hold the secret to curing cancer. He can sweat out cancer and crap out tumors. Every exwife of Lance Armstrong has cancer because he can actually will it into people's system. The friction from Lance's bike powers Zeus's lightning bolts. No matter where you are and no matter where lance is he will beat you in a race to anywhere.

Lance Armstrong ejected cancer from his body so forcibly that a testicle shot off.

by RocktheJordan August 16, 2006