Joint-lag 

Condition after heavy smoking of marijuana resulting from alterations of the body’s synapses after the release of the chemical dopamine giving the body a “euphoric” feeling.

Man I can’t get off this couch, must be that joint-lag from the gas we toked.

Joint-lag by malcolm.exe April 15, 2022

Brain.lag

Brain.lag is a tiktoker that makes everyone cry with their sad bungo stray dogs headcannons/scenarios. brain.lag is very famous. Brain.lag has millions of followers on tiktok (manifesting this)

“Have you seen that new video from brain.lag?”
“Yeah, it made me cry”

Brain.lag by MotherKiri April 18, 2022

water lag 

Disturbances in the
freedom to feel like ur
moving normally in water, specially when you’re trying to fight someone or walk fast in a pool.

“Damn, last pool party he tried to hit me in the pool but thanks to the water lag he barely had energy to do so, that’s how I knocked his dumb ass out.”

water lag by M. Denny April 21, 2022

Rager Lag

A state of being in between states of consciousness, caused by partying too hard for too many consecutive nights with 30+ Jews in the holy land.

Often including lack of sleep, consumption of alcohol, and intermittent shawarma recoveries.

Itay partied so hard he got Rager Lag and never recovered.

Rager Lag by Trytytv July 19, 2022

peer lag 

When you're just a little behind on your peers' interests and doings...

Man, I can't get over this peer lag. It's making me feel detached.

peer lag by HerrshOFate August 11, 2022

Leg Lag 

When you have been at the buggery pokery with a woman. After climaxing this is the jelly like feeling you get in your legs.

Ryan: Hey I went to Katie’s last night I was banging all night then my legs went funny
Joe: Looks like you got leg lag Ryan

Leg Lag by smackcrackandpot August 19, 2022

Brain Lag 

During a gaming session, brain lag is when your brain does not work until it is too late in some situations.

EnderBender28: "Bruh why didn't mash there until it was too late? You got grounded by DK Side B."
PridedFox77: "I had brain lag."

Brain Lag by PridedFox77 September 15, 2022