A lobster is a term commonly used to describe old people who do nothing but sit on the beach all day, which over time, turns them a painful, lobster-like shade of red.
"Yo, Fred! Check out those lobsters cooking themselves on the beach over there!"
"Whenever I go to a hot place, the beaches are usually full of lobsters... It makes me want to avoid the beach."
"Whenever I go to a hot place, the beaches are usually full of lobsters... It makes me want to avoid the beach."
by anonymouspersons inc. July 12, 2012
Get the Lobster mug.Matt: "Hey wanna go lobster baking tonight?"
Alice: "Sure! Let me go grab my bikini!"
Yolanda: "This is way better than clam baking, great idea guys!"
Alice: "Sure! Let me go grab my bikini!"
Yolanda: "This is way better than clam baking, great idea guys!"
by Yuenglingling February 5, 2012
Get the lobster baking mug.by Ultimate Scandinavian lobster August 16, 2012
Get the Scandinavian lobster mug.the dirty rotten bastards who order the most expensive thing on the menu, and then won't help pay the bill
Man, my mother-in-law is a Hag Lobster. She ordered the Lobster Feast and then stiffed me with the bill.
by wordqueens3 March 18, 2011
Get the Hag Lobster mug.Phil: I found out the fast way that "Larry" was really a "Louise", the egg sack scared me at first...I was like wtf is that!
Jerry: Then you figured "If you wanna do something right, you've got to do it yourself" and unzipped your pants.
Seth: Choking the lobster eh? I see ya.
Jerry: Then you figured "If you wanna do something right, you've got to do it yourself" and unzipped your pants.
Seth: Choking the lobster eh? I see ya.
by crackerdoctor June 19, 2011
Get the Choking the lobster mug.
When I’m anticipation of your annual trip to Maine, your sister dreams of riding a giant lobster like a rodeo cowgirl.
by BillyBSevenOne June 22, 2023
Get the Lobster Wrangler mug.