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Bald King

Title of the fabled Asmongold.
This title in particular originated from the tale of his hairline, receding over the years of being affected by excessive raging. Through his actions, peasants eventually started to call their king mad and bald and thus ultimately named him the Bald King. Albeit a receiver of mockery in his years of reign, his subjects always considered him a generous king of heart and less a tyrant king.
Tailor (on the marketplace): I am here before the Bald King arrives.
Enchanter (in the throne room): Bald King, my liege, please take this gold as my humble offering.
Knight (on the battlefield): Bald King Asmongold, I will follow you into any battle.
by Geroolt oof Roovia April 26, 2021
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king sweef

Royal King from the 1960s
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Finesse King

The King of Finessing, able to finesse any and everything.
Have you met Nick, hes the Finesse King! He can finesse anything!
by Beautifully Broken2331 February 16, 2018
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King Coom

Hardcore coomer that fought hard to get crowned the King of all Coomers.
"Dang that Eric Cooms 10 times a day. "
"Yea I think thats King Coom himself."
by CoomKing April 1, 2022
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king doucher

Someone in your friend group who is the douche of all douchers he/she is the one who has enormous amounts of douche in their veins. they probably go in circles and have a gaping hole in their book bags.
Jerry Musi is king doucher in all of carteret
by S.Colditz December 12, 2009
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King Teabag

King Teabag led his army of teabaggers at the Alamo.
by LordKinbote April 16, 2009
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King of Rhyl

Someone who thinks they are all that, jack the biscuit and a bag of chips etc
(in disagreement at a statement or gesture) "Fuck off, you think you're the king of Rhyl".
by The actual king of Rhyl October 23, 2008
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